so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
Animated Kermit is just a really horrible frog.
The way this kermits mouth moves cracks me up.
My brother is getting mad at me because I won’t stop saying “TEETH”
HELP I’M DYING
THE NOISES IT MAKES WHEN IT EATS
AWWW BABY ; 0 ;
; 0 ;
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
just found out that smh means “shaking my head” and not “so many horses” ive been crushed by the undeniable gravity of acronyms
to be fair, when you say “so many horses” you’re gonna be shaking your head in disbelief anyway.
quite the contrary. i would be nodding my head in belief. i have been mentally preparing for this day for so long. the ascension of the equines is neigh. there are so many horses.
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety