THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
I just hurt myself laughing
Jesus, you JESUS.
OH MY GOD
Happy Good Friday
i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people
how do your eyes know when its the tv and not real life
are you ok
yes eye’m feyene
i think you need to have a leye down
you spelt it wrong
Reasons why you should have plants in your room
- More clean air
- People think you are cool
- They look pretty
- You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
- You feel proud when they grow
- You can give them cute names
- website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
- me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
- me: wait i'm 20 years old
looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you
whats that country next to canada thats red?
no next to, not under.
it’s Alaska, its a state in america
no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it
me as a teacher
people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing
finding lube in ur moms room
WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT
Did they just wall of death on the equator?
I tried so hard not to reblog this. But it was just so amazing I had to.
why would you try not to reblog this
You guys don’t understand
- “for shits ‘n’ giggles” ships
- then ships
- then OTPs
- then OTPs among OTPs
- then THE OTP